QUOTES GALORE
"My name is Bond..James Bond" Good movieline? Only the first 1,000 times you heard it. Now it tends to be a little bit tiring to hear 007 utter that famous line over and over again. OK he finally gets the girl, (well done 007) but that's more because it's the only way to make him shut up. The girl simply jumps in bed with him to silence him...Now here's some really GOOD quotes! Enjoy!
"Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk."
"Everybody be cool. You. Be cool."
"Bring on the free hooch!"
"Was that the boogeyman?" "Yes, as a matter of fact, it was."
"I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs"
"Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to."
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a
fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc
players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol,
and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage
repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose
leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck
you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching
mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food
into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your
last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the
selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a
future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
"You're a real blue plate special, aren't you son? Young, dumb and full
of cum."
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay.
He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have
any trouble."
"let's go let's go im bored let's go"
""Okay. We'll take the niggers and the chinks. But we don't want
THE IRISH!"
"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings! We're only seeing
singing Hitlers right now!"
-The producers- sent in by Barry Moss
"With enough courage you can do without a reputation."
"What if I'm a little late?"
"I mean what the hell's the sense of being a decent person when nobody
else is?"
"'Have you paid your dues Jack?' Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache."
"What's a vascular surgeon?" "Someone who makes a helluva lot more
money than you."
"Thank you for that fine forensic analysis, Mr. Bodine."
"Thats not bad for a quadraped"
"They're tight , how do you get into those pants... / well you can start by buying me a drink "
"You look like a baby , i am higher in the food chain than you, climb into my belly"
"I'm dead sexy"
"Why does it have to be a dwarf? What?.-.Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
It doesn’t have to be a dwarf..
So why am I? Is that the only way you can make this look like a dream to put a dwarf in it?
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it, do you know anyone who’s had a dream with a dwarf in it?
Noooo!, I don’t have dreams with dwarves in them . the only times I’ve seen dreams with dwarves in them are in stupid movies like this. Oh make it weird,
everyone will go whoa whoa it must be a fucking dream it’s a fucking dwarf!!!"
"Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy 'cause Kansas is goin' bye bye
"Freedom!"
"As long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster-
"This is the real world"
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, It'd be a pitty to
damage yours."
"I'm sorry I ruined your party...she tasted like cigarettes."
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
"Strange things are afoot at the circle k."
Hannibal: "What did he say?" Clarice: "He said, 'I can smell your cunt'"
AND HERE'S MY "THE RIGHT STUFF" SECTION
-Taxi driver-
"God was singing thru this little man to all the world, making my defeat more bitter with every sounding bar."
-Amadeus-
"A relationship, I think is like a shark, It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark"
-Annie Hall-
"I was a better man with you as woman than I ever was with a woman as a man"
-Tootsie-
"You don't wanna get laid man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to them"
-Colors-
"The issue isn't whether you're paranoid. It's whether you're paranoid enough"
-Strange Days-
"Who do you favor in the Virginia slims tournament?...-In women's tennis, I always root for the heterosexual."
-Top secret-
"I'm not an animal, I'm a human being!"
-The elephant man-
>"Why do you wear that toy on your head?: ...-If I wear it
anywhere else it chafes."
-Real Genius- Sent in by "Bayouwolf"
"You're mocking me, arent you?"
-Toy Story- Sent in by "Bayouwolf"
"You gotta do the truffle shuffle first."
-The Goonies- Sent in by "Bayouwolf"
"Ditto"
-Ghost- Sent in by "Bayouwolf"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
-Apocalypse Now- Sent in by "Blaydzro"
"Nobody puts baby in the corner"
-Dirty Dancing- Sent in by "Dalezcar"
"And uh...we didn't kill Red. He partied to death"
-National Lampoon's seniortrip- Sent in by "Blaydzro"
"Tell me I'm your knight in shining armor"
-One fine day- Sent in by "Friendship-7"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- Usual Suspects- Sent in by "Laffo"
"You can't go home again, but I guess you can shop there."
-Grosse Pointe Blank- Sent in by "Laffo"
"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your
ass!"
-Fast Times at Ridgemont High- sent in by "Laffo"
"C'mon God, Answer me. For years I've been asking why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive. Where is Justice? Where is
Punishment? Or have you already answered. Have you said to the world,
here is Justice, here is Punishmen,...Here.....in Me"
-The Punisher- sent in by "In_Like_Flynn"
"Your Tearing Me Apart!"
-East of Eden- sent in by "In_Like_Flynn"
"Voodoo Magic Man, Fuckin Voodoo magic......I tell you what I
do believe though......shit happens"
-Predator 2- sent in by "In_Like_Flynn"
"Today's a good day to die"
-Flatliners- sent in by "Twinkleyes"
"How would you react if I told you I was the Anti-Christ?"
-Shallow grave- sent in by "Nice_Guy_Chris(t)"
"Useless motherfucker, thats what she called me! 'its either me or Iggy Pop!' she says
so what are you going to do?
Well I already bought the fucking tickets!"
-Trainspotting- sent in by "Nice_Guy_Chris(t)"
(on the phone)" Who the fuck is Dick?
Huh? You want me to suck his dick?"
-True romance- sent in by "Nice_Guy_Chris(t)"
" I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it,
I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is
never understanding why."
-The prophecy- sent in by "Nice_Guy_Chris(t)"
"I can't believe this is the same car!
Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet"
-Pulp fiction- sent in by "Nice_Guy_chris(t)"
"They put up all the money. I do all the work. What, if you don't
mind me asking, would you do?"
-Schindler's list- sent in by "Yippee Yippee"
"Yeah, I'd think it'd be fair to say that I liked Andy from the
start."
-The Shawshank redemption- sent in by "Yippee Yippee
"I want kids. I wanna pass down my seed. . . so masturbate in the
garden."
-Mother- sent in by "Yippee Yippee"
"Good luck marrying her off."
-Alladin- sent in by "Yippee Yippee"
"Who's Hauser?. . . You're Hauser. . .No, now I'm Quade."
-Total recall- sent in by "Yippee Yippee"
"Is that a Secret Service pin for a Secret Service guy?"
-Taxi driver- sent in by "Martin_Scorsese"
"Did you know that 'If' is the middle word in 'Life'?"
-Apocalypse now- sent in by Martin_Scorsese
"What a marvelous day for an exorcism, don't you agree?"
-The exorcist- sent in by Martin_Scorsese
"For bein' a bastard with no manners and not knowing how to comport yourself public-wise, oh my brother."
-A clockwork orange- sent in by Martin_Scorsese
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Animal house- sent in by Martin_Scorsese
"you boys are not gonna fight over little o´me now, are you?"
-Batman and Robin- sent in by Gustaf Mohlin
"Whoose motorcykle is this? It´s a chopper baby. Whoose chopper is this?
It´s Zed´s. Who is Zed? Zed´s dead baby, Zed´s dead."
-Pulp fiction- sent in by Gustaf Mohlin
"I don´t think they fly´ed 80 Billions lightyears, just to come here to
have a fight!"
-Independence day- sent in by Gustaf Mohlin
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
-Cool hand Luke- sent in by Allie Z
"We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole."
-Falling down- sent in by Allie Z
"It feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it?"
-Falling down- sent in by Allie Z
"Who are you? Satan?.......-Call me daddy"
-Devil's advocate- sent in by Allie Z
"When this jets a rocking don't come a knocking baby yeah!"
-Austin Powers- sent in by Becky
"That kind of thing ain't my bag baby."
-Austin Powers- sent in by Becky
"If your going to kill me, do it...otherwise, shut the hell up. I'm on
vacation!"
-City Slickers- sent in by Belle
"You all - go have some champagne, you - play some music, and somebody
kill the dog!"
(sound of a gun shot in the background)
-Blind date- sent in by Belle
"Silence is the perfect herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could
say how much."
-Much ado about nothing- sent in by The leBaron family
"Men are either thinking with their wieners or doing something on its
behalf"
-Good will hunting- sent in by Kevin Pine
"Take your shot funboy, you got me dead bang"
-The Crow- sent in by Isis_222
"Do I look gay to you?"
-Philadelphia- sent in by Isis_222
"On father's day i used to limp for him"
-A chorus line- sent in by Isis_222
"Appetites aren't as big as your nose."
-As good as it gets- sent in by Michael L Wolfe br>
"Those fu----- HMO bastards, pieces of shit!"
-As good as it gets- sent in by Michael L Wolfe
"Carol the waitress, Simon the fag."
-As good as it gets- sent in by Michael L Wolfe
"Women in New York pay top dollar for this garbage"
-Stripes- sent in by Newrun200 br>
"I was picking my moment. You were picking your nose"
-The great outdoors- sent in by Newrun200
"I crap bigger than you"
-City slickers- sent in by Newrun200
"Listen here there's two kinds of dumb, one where a man strips down
and goes howling at the moon, the second is where a man does the
same in my living room. The first one dosen't matter but the second
one forces you to deal with it"
-Hoosiers- sent in by Newrun200
"Eddie, I couldn't be more happy now than if I woke-up tomarrow and found my
head stapled to the floor"
-National lampoon's Christmas Vacation- sent in by Newrun200
"The last time I got a blow, candy bars were a nickel"
-The long kiss goodnight- sent in by Newrun200
"We have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark
and were weearing sunglasses...Hit it!"
-Blues brothers- sent in by Newrun200
"Jack, you're a grown man, you have control over your own words!"
"You're goddamn right I do, so here comes two words for you: 'Shut the
fuck up!'"
-Midnight run- sent in by Jompa
"They took the bar...The whole Fucking bar!"
-Animal house- sent in by Tommy aka the Walkingdude
"Is his dork made of orange rock?"
-Mall rats- sent in by Tommy
"The jews gave us a great word..Schmuck..I was a schmuck"
-Scrooged- sent in by Tommy
"Everybody fights, nobody quits"
-Starship troopers- sent in by Tommy
"No more drugs for that man"
-Face off- sent in by Tommy
"The name's Bond....Jane Bond"
-My best friend's wedding- sent in by Belle
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of
bubblegum"
-They live- sent in by Tommy the walkingdude
"You lack the courage of your convictions sir, do it!"
-Interview with a vampire- sent in by Tommy the walkingdude
"You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
-Star wars- sent in by Tommy the walkingdude
"I'm a professional killer"
-Grosse point blank- sent in by Tommy the walkingdude
"Listen Kids, Rockin' Rickies getting sick of this Orson Welles crap..."
-Gremlins- sent in by Setch
"No, I am your father"
-The empire strikes back- sent in by Francois Prevost
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few,
or the one"
-Star trek 2, the wrath of Khan- sent in by Francois Prevost
" So ..... She's a dog."
-Ghostbusters- sent in by Francois Prevost
"I was in Paris once with my wife.......boy am I glad she's dead."
-The sure thing- sent in by Feb2772
"What I really want to do with my life----what I want to do for a
living---is I want to be with you daughter. I'm good at it."
-Say anything- sent in by Feb2772
"Sorry miss, I was giving myself an oil job."
-Forbidden planet- sent in by Feb2772
"Would 60 gallons be sufficient?"
-Forbidden planet- sent in by Feb2772
"As you wish."
-Princess bride- sent in by Feb2772
"My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."
-French kiss- sent in by Raquelfelini
"I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a comeon because if you so much as breathe in my
direction I will nail your willy...to that beam."
-Addicted to love- sent in by Raquelfelini
"I got news for you pal, you aínt leading but 2 things right now.Jack
and shit, and Jack left town"
-Army of darkness- sent in by Tobble
"We came we saw we kicked it´s ass!"
-Ghostbusters- sent in by Tobble
"Theres something out there waiting for us. And it aínt no man"
-Predator- sent in by Tobble
"When we make a mistake, it's evil. When God makes a mistake....it's
Nature!"
-The witches of Eastwick- sent in by Jdfz 
"Gimme some sugar baby"
-Army of darkness- sent in by "Sam Raimi"
"Well hello Mr. Fancy-pants..."
-Army of darkness- sent in by "Sam Raimi"
"What kind of guy chooses to work in a lighthouse?"
-Sabrina- sent in by Stephanie Strain
"There was a crime, there was a murder, and there IS a punishment."
-Presumed innocent- sent in by Stephanie Strain
"You wanted to be here when I was wrong; this might be it!"
-Empire strikes back- sent in by Stephanie Strain
"You're not dead until I say so!"
-Lethal weapon 2- sent in by Stephanie Strain
"Get away from her, you BITCH!"
-Aliens- sent in by Stephanie Strain
"Is this whole town on drugs?!"
-U-turn- sent in by Blitzgirl
"So ok, i don't want to be a traitor to my generation but i don't get how
guys dress today. I mean common. It looks like they just fell outta bed,
put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair, ew, and stick it in
some backwards baseball cap......and we're like, expected to swoon ?! AS IF
!!"
-Clueless- sent in by Blitzgirl
"Searching for a boy in highschool is as useless as searching for meaning
in a Pauly Shore movie"
-Clueless- sent in by Blitzgirl
"You got a letter ?! I got run over, Helen got her hair chopped off, Julie
gets a body in a trunk and you get a letter !? Oh ya, that's balanced !!"
-I know what you did last summer- sent in by Blitzgirl
"Look at me !! I'm drunk as shit !! I'm fucked !!"
-I know what you did last summer- sent in by Blitzgirl
"No you listen !! Hang up on me again you little bitch and i'm gonna gut
you like a fish !!"
-Scream- sent in by Blitzgirl
"Good Father? Fuck You, go hom and play with your kids!"
-Glengarry Glenross- sent in by Jim Kelch
"Excuse me General, do you care to step outside?"
-Superman 2- sent in by Jim Kelch
"My point is still valid pinhead, I'm not married to my garden hose"
-She's having a baby- sent in by S.H.A.B
Look, what if you mind your own business ... and what if you learn to
play the bugle"
-From here to eternity- sent in by Anders
"TB or not TB, that is congestion. Consumption be done about it? Of
cough, of cough. But it takes a lung, lung time."
-Everything You Always Wanted to know About Sex- sent in by Sterling_silver
"TB or not TB, that is congestion. Consumption be done about it? Of
cough, of cough. But it takes a lung, lung time.
-Everything You always wanted to know about sex- sent in by Sterling_silver
"Oh, Victor, please don't do anything dangerous! p2) Don't worry.I know how to handle tits.
-Everything you always wanted to know about sex- sent in by Sterling_silver
"TEN YEARS, MAN!!!"
-Grosse pointe blank- sent in by Used39
-From dusk till dawn- sent in by Used39
-Chasing Amy- sent in by Used39
-Halloween- sent in by Used39
-Clerks- sent in by Used39
-Dolores Claiborne- sent in by Gershwin
-Trainspotting- sent in by Used39
-Point break- sent in by Cherry
-Ghostbusters- sent in by Used39
-Face off- sent in by Paul Nerius
-Blazing saddles- sent in by Barry Moss
-Gone with the wind- sent in by Zeradia
-Escape from NY- sent in by Zeradia
-Ruthless people- sent in by Zeradia
-Big trouble in little China- sent in by Zeradia
-Rocky horror picture show- sent in by Zeradia
-The fugitive- sent in by Zeradia
-Titanic- sent in by Zeradia
-Groundhog day- sent in by Niceguychris
-Austin Powers 2- sent in by Niceguychris
-Austin Powers 2- sent in by Niceguychris
-Austin Powers 2- sent in by Niceguychris
-Living in oblivion- sent in by myself.
-The matrix- sent in by Ladypooh.
-Braveheart- sent in by Oscar Kleväng
-Goodfellas- sent in by Oscar Kleväng
-The matrix- sent in by Oscar Kleväng
-The princess bride- sent in by Kris Yohann
- Forrest Gump- sent in by Kris Yohann
-Spaceballs- sent in by Wyldbill
- Bill and Ted's excellent adventure - sent in by Wyldbill
H: "I see, I myself cannot"
-The silence of the lambs- sent in by Used
"Who's the best pilot you ever saw? Well, you're looking at him."
"Well if it ain't hotdog?"
"Isn't there anyone who can deal with a housewife?"
"No bucks, no Buck Rogers!"
"Request permission to relieve bladder"
"Everything's A-Okay"
"Get that moron off of there!!!"
"D'you agree? My own wife? D'you think I'm a Dudley Doright?Harry Hairshirt?"
"No, our germans are better than their germans"
"Listen sis, you're looking at a whole new ball game here, in fact I bet you're going to immortalize us by putting our pictures up on that wall"
"We've got two categories of pilots around here. We've got the primepilots who gets all the hotplanes, and we've got the pudknockers who dreams of getting the hotplanes."
"Fuckin' A, bubba"
sent in by Sandy
"I will not sleep by the light of a communist moon"
sent in by Sandy
"I get it, she's mr Clean Marine">
"The issue here isn't pussy. The issue here is monkey"
"You can not tell a pilot what to do when he's not flying"
"Jose Jimenez on approach"
"Oh, I can't wait to meet Jackie"
"Ok, I'm cooler than you are, why don't you fix your little problems and light this candle"
"Ham in the can"
"Put the spurs to her Chuck"
"The question still remains, who will be first. The man, or the monkey?"
"All Air Force pilots go in that door. When they go in they all like
the same, but when they come out they all look different - they all look
scared" submitted by RHW
"What Gus is sayin' here" submitted by RHW
"Keep our zippers zipped and our wicks dry!" submitted by RHW
"Vaya con dios, Jose"
"Dear lord, don't let me fuck up"
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